(Episode begins with shot of a stage. Teleram comes out of the curtains, smiling politely.)

Teleram: (to the audience) Hello, everyone! I just wanted to warn you that the episode you are about to watch contains lots of blood, gore and BNFB-type humour, so adults, maybe you should give your kids an early bedtime instead of letting them watch this. Lots of violence and jokes thought up by BNFB are stuff that a child should never watch. It's bad for them. (clears throat) Just to let you know! Uh, bye, I guess. Um, yeah. (leaves stage awkwardly)

(more coming soon, hopefully)